You know your kids watch too much tv when they recite the entire script of infomercials back to you at random moments, like in the car on the way to school.
My kids think they need:
The Betty Crocker 100-piece Cake Decorating Kit
My kids think I need:
The Craft-Lite Cutter
The Buxton Bag Organizer
Life-Alert (I'm not sure what they are trying to say about my age with this one.)
Maybe since I am an Incompetent Homemaker, I should get my kids the Go-Duster...